my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- fall out boy
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
I made a birthday card for my little brother