howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

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churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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Filed under: # omg # queueue # hp 

penceyprepofficial:

I DON’T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE I WANT TO BE 23 AND BE IN SOME ANGRY GIRL ROCK BAND AND BE ON WARPED TOUR AND WEAR THE SAME SHIRT FOR A WEEK AND CHANGE KIDS LIVES AND WRITE MEANINGFUL LYRICS AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

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Filed under: # queueue # :) # i guess 

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry

(Source: burritttto)

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me-la-pelas:

feelitinmyballs:

hooookaaaay:

inspirational 

One of my favorite ladies.

Reblog,again

(Source: theskiesabovelife)

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claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(Source: basedgosh)

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trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

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askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

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